Retirement

A personalised song for a retirement

The leaving do is the most awkward moment of the year: a speech nobody prepared, an envelope, and no one knowing what to say. A song built on their catchphrases and the photocopier incident solves all three at once.

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What only the team knows

The line they repeated in every meeting, the 7:30 coffee, the night they saved the file at midnight. Those details do not fit on a card signed by twenty people, but they fit in a verse.

The leaving do, without the awkward silence

You play the song, everyone looks at the screen instead of at their shoes, and karaoke hands a script to those who would rather not speak. The moment builds itself.

A group gift that costs each person nothing

At EUR 5 to 13, the team kitty covers the song without touching the real present. Everyone sends a story, the song assembles them, and the result is signed by the whole team.

You tell the story, <em>we write the song</em>

  1. Tell us everything

    Five fun questions: their name, their passion, that adorable little flaw, the story that cracks up the whole table, the style that gets them dancing. Two minutes, we timed it.

  2. We head into the studio

    Our hit machines compose, a real human ear listens, tweaks the lyrics and starts again if need be. You get two versions — keep the one you love.

  3. Your hit lands within minutes

    A listening link to share, the file to keep forever, and a printable card with a code to scan. You press play — the party starts.

Plans that are <em>dead simple</em>

Personalised song: price and plans

The questions <em>people really ask</em>

We left it to the last minute, is that workable?

Yes. The song is composed straight away: it can be ready while the room is still filling up.

How do we collect stories from the whole team?

One message in the group chat is enough: everyone sends a line. You reuse them in the five questions at ordering, with no need to write them up nicely.

Can we play it at the office?

Not without asking us first. The terms of sale limit private use to family celebrations and sharing with close ones: a leaving do at the office falls outside that and requires our prior agreement. Write to us, it is quickly sorted.

Can we give them the file to take away?

Yes, the MP3 downloads from the first tier onwards, and the gift page stays shareable by link.

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So when's <em>the next party?</em>

A birthday always comes round faster than you think. Create your account in two minutes — it's free, with credits thrown in so you can try it out.

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